Sandy Cactus

What is Sandy Cactus?

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Sexual Fetish. A male and a female are participating in sexual intercourse. Any time in the midst of all this, the man wraps sand-paper around his penis and enters it into the woman's vagina to complete intercourse. Upon completion, he punches the woman in the face.

*Hot Sex*

*Man puts sand-paper around his penis and sticks it into the woman hard*

MAN: Oh yes! *orgasms*

WOMAN: Ouch!!!

*Man pulls out and punches woman in the face*

MAN: Silence!

WOMAN: The Sandy Cactus strikes again!
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