What is Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Show?
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Any old ex-stripper/street hooker with retarded looking "lemon-stung eyes" - or any toothless-Times Square skank-whore turned AA qualifier turned "cheap TV" celebrity who lights her tits on fire and tries to be funny...
"Ha ha.. I'm a funny stand-up comedianne look how fucked up I am....ha ha!"
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Obsessive when it comes to texting via cell phone, usually texting a significant other or possible love interest.
Guy 1: "That gir..