What is Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Show?

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Any old ex-stripper/street hooker with retarded looking "lemon-stung eyes" - or any toothless-Times Square skank-whore turned AA qualifier turned "cheap TV" celebrity who lights her tits on fire and tries to be funny...

"Ha ha.. I'm a funny stand-up comedianne look how fucked up I am....ha ha!"
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