What is Sanfordize?
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sān'fərdīz v. To obfuscate using elaborate euphemistic phrases.
He sanfordized, claiming "I will be hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend."
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2.
Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.
The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.
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