Sanitease

What is Sanitease?


1.

Somebody who only washes their hands when there is somebody else present in the bathroom. This person would even go as far as to tear off a paper towl and pretend to dry their hands while exiting a public restroom.

Jack: "You think that guy actually washed his hands."

Brian: "Probably not. He's such a sanitease."

See poop hands, wash up, shit looking hands

2.

A person who only washes their hands in a public bathroom when other people are present with them.

A study shows that 80% of Americans do not wash their hands when they are alone in a public bathroom. They are known as saniteases.

See hand, wash, tease, clean, hand wipes


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