Sanjaya

What is Sanjaya?


1.

A millennium version of what was once known as a pansy. Sanjayas are “men” who have very obviously received an uncomfortable amount of love from his mommy and sisters. Too feminine to be heterosexual, not stylish enough to be metrosexual and not flamboyant to be homosexual, Sanjayas are has confused as the rest of us are about which vine they swing on. Hints to ones Sanjayality:

1. You go to a salon instead of a barber

2. You openly admit to feminine acts such as, hula-hooping, eyebrow plucking and a love of Disney movies

3. You aspire to be on magazine covers such as Teen or Tiger Beat

4. 12 year old girls (and younger) have abandon their Backstreet Boys fan club to start one for you.

Inspired from the 17 year-old American Idol contestant

I'm not sure if he's seeing anyone, he's a little Sanjaya to me.

See pansy, sissy, girly men, metrosexual, gay

2.

Code word for "gay" if you don't want anyone to find out because you have to be politically correct.

A: Omg that guy's so gay!

B: What!

A: Dah...I mean that guy's so sanjaya!

See sanjaya, gay, homo, tag, dictionary, Buoy

3.

(v) to completely ruin something

The term comes from Sanjaya Malakar, the contestant on American Idol season 6 who consistently does bad performances with terrible hair.

example: He sanjayad that that (test, hairdo, song, anything)

See ruin, hate, abominate, kill

4.

A particularly annoying, typically bashful male pre-teen or teen semi-transsexual of South Asian descent. These young males can be observed selling themselves on the streets of Manila, Hanoi and Kolkata, competing in international telethons or contests, or singing at tacky wedding receptions in Delhi.

That businessman from Indiana is going to Cambodia to buy several Sanjayas to take back to the Marriott, where after they have exhausted their passions will retire to the lobby disco to watch several other Sanjayas perform their contortionist routine to Enya.

See transsexual, male prostitute, urchin, street urchin

5.

A 17-year-old, soft-hearted boy who underwent much criticism and stereotyping during his participation on American Idol.

Sanjaya is my husband. Here are our kids :D :D :D :D :D

They have their daddy's smile.

See smile, friend, hi, i love you, boo radley

6.

One who has terrible hair styles and gets by in life by sucking at virtually everything.

Comes from Sanjaya Malakar of American Idol who got votes by being gay.

Damn that dumbass was such a sanjaya

Hell yeah he was!

See sanjaya, gay, american idol

7.

1. Stupid alkida fuck

2. A fucking slap in the face to american.

3. Someone who thinks their someone special, but is really being looked at as the most hated little bitch in america who desearves to die slowly and painfuly because they just suck at life all in general.

4. a stupid fucking person who in reality loves the cock

When the Sanjaya finished his shity song, he opened up his shirt to reveal a fucking bomb underneath, yelling out a bunch of goo goo ga ga he set it off killing himself and everyone in a 1/4 of a mile.

See cock sucker, little bitch, sand nigger, fag


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