Santa Barbara Edit Meaning

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A jewel on the Californian coast, truly like no other. The weather is beautiful 24/7/360, the people are decent, the ocean and the Santa Ynez mountains surrounding it are beyond words.

Come see it before its too late, though. Its being invaded by developers, and the average house price is near a million dollars. Affordable housing is used as an excuse to put in large ugly apartment buildings. While SB still has the "Small Town" feel, its not going to be there for long.

Oh yeah, the mission. If you only see one mission in your life, see the Santa Barbara mission. Its incredible.

Santa Barbara. Its the last beautiful city in California.

See edwin

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One of the most beautiful place in California. People like to hate on people from California, (rigtfully so cuz they're all so damn stuck up), but people from S.B. are laid back stoners who just want to chill at the beach or go on a hike.

i'm 24 and I've lived in S.B. my whole life. I would never want to be categorized as a rich bitch, dumb ass Californian because i'm way more chill than those assholes.

Me: Lets go to the beach and blaze it.

Friend: Sounds chill, lets go.

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Visiting

It's a great place to visit if you stay in the downtown area. State street is the main shopping area for tourists and preppy rich kids. There is(or was) a whore house on Haley Street. Walk down there in the evening and you may see a few prostitutes. The pier has great places to eat and shop. There's a fortune teller there if you're interested in getting ripped off. There are also rental shops where you can rent bikes, roller skates, mini cars, and more. If you leave the downtown area be sure to check out Isla Vista(IV). College parties galore.

Living

Many people think the inhabitants of Santa Barbara are all rich snobs. This is untrue. While some of the teenagers and college goers are snobs most of us are just laid back stoners/tweakers who are constantly bored. On weekends college goers can be found in IV at frat parties and bars. High schoolers can be found driving around aimlessly, downtown on numerous drugs, in IV partying, or at public elementary schools on numerous drugs.

Other Facts

Santa Barbara's teenage populance is turning scene. Help stop the problem by providing the rest of us with plenty of drugs.

Dos Pueblos High School is the birth place of this scenester tragedy. It is also known as the hickschool because it is surrounded by various farm land.

Camino Real used to be the hang out place on weekends until the rest of us got cars and better drugs.

According to us Panda Express is real Chinese food and Taco Bell is real Mexican food.

In n Outis the main fast food place.

We are notorious " dude" users.

Ignorant asshole: "Santa Barbara is filled with rich snobs"

Me: "Actually Santa Barbara is filled with nihilistic stoners/tweakers who are much cooler than your punk ass will ever be."

See stoners, druggies, scenesters, emo

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kinda like the greenwich ct of cali but cooler and warmer and not deppressing. where i want to be.

yo you been to santa barbara cuz thats where i want to be

See water, polo, warm, dank, pee pee

5.

Sounds like paradise but only if your visiting... trust me it gets boring after a while.

guy 1: hey is santa barbara fun? i hear it's like paradise

guy 2: come here only for vacation. or else you'll find yourself in Santa Boring.

See sb, goleta

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Heaven compare to the impoverish streets of insane DIEGO .Rich people

that will take off their shirts for poor people so the can live A place of compassion ,hope,and service is well demostrated Santa Barbara is the Mainland version of Maui, Hawaii. There

is no place in the United States like this Paradise.

I was stuck in Santa Barbara for 4 years I feel like a pauper with a Princess appetite The surf is Rad at Rincon