Santa Claus That Hoe

What is Santa Claus That Hoe?


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a process in which a guy makes a hoe eat reindeer shit and then sits on her and says hohoho until she cant breath and dies. Then he throws her under the christmas tree, chews up some cum and cookies and spits it on her. The he wraps her and gives her to a kid as a present.

Guy 1: yo, he santa claus that hoe

Guy 2: really?

Guy 1: yea, a kid opened her on christmas morning and had a heart attack

Guy 2: wow!

See santa, claus, that, hoe, reindeer, shit, hohoho, christmas, tree, present


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