What is Santa Claws?
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Santa Claws has a variety of definitions.
a)A tiger forging a letter from the North Pole and misspelled Santa Clauses' name.
b)The patron saint of claws.
c)Santa Clauses' son and heir (will soon become the replacement in a couple hundred years)
1. Jimmy: I will soon be coming. Sincerely, Santa Claws.
Jimmy: waddaya do that for?
Tiger: munch, munch...
2. In Switzerland, people often offer flowers and cuticle softeners to Santa Claws.
3. Santa Clause: Claw, you will have to pick one of the reindeer to be your favorite.
Son: Dad, what's that head doing on the top of the sleigh?
Santa Clause: Well, Rudolph's nose still worked even while he was dead...
Random Words:
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When you dip your balls in yellow paint and then hang onto the bumper of car. As they drive the car, you squat down and touch your balls..
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Three hits stands for;
My fist hits you
You hit the floor
And the ambulance hits 80!
A phrase which is used as a threat to beat some..
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A phrase which is said when the speaker just came to a realization or was taken by surprise.
-Hey, i heard Bill bought an elephant
-ZO..
