What is Santa Claws?
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Santa Claws has a variety of definitions.
a)A tiger forging a letter from the North Pole and misspelled Santa Clauses' name.
b)The patron saint of claws.
c)Santa Clauses' son and heir (will soon become the replacement in a couple hundred years)
1. Jimmy: I will soon be coming. Sincerely, Santa Claws.
Jimmy: waddaya do that for?
Tiger: munch, munch...
2. In Switzerland, people often offer flowers and cuticle softeners to Santa Claws.
3. Santa Clause: Claw, you will have to pick one of the reindeer to be your favorite.
Son: Dad, what's that head doing on the top of the sleigh?
Santa Clause: Well, Rudolph's nose still worked even while he was dead...
Random Words:
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Born from the CNN extravaganza of the girl missing in Aruba.
1. Any human interest story that should go on Oprah rather than primetime ..
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A drink made by hawiian punch that contains heroin that makes you addicted to it
Dam I need a fix of Mazin Melon..
