Santa Claws

What is Santa Claws?


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Santa Claws has a variety of definitions.

a)A tiger forging a letter from the North Pole and misspelled Santa Clauses' name.

b)The patron saint of claws.

c)Santa Clauses' son and heir (will soon become the replacement in a couple hundred years)

1. Jimmy: I will soon be coming. Sincerely, Santa Claws.

Jimmy: waddaya do that for?

Tiger: munch, munch...

2. In Switzerland, people often offer flowers and cuticle softeners to Santa Claws.

3. Santa Clause: Claw, you will have to pick one of the reindeer to be your favorite.

Son: Dad, what's that head doing on the top of the sleigh?

Santa Clause: Well, Rudolph's nose still worked even while he was dead...


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