Santa Cracker

What is Santa Cracker?

a dumbass white chick with bleach blond hair. usually wears flip flops and is overly enthusiastic about christmas.

guy 1: check out that chick buying christmas cards

guy 2: yeah fuckin santa cracker....ITS JULY

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Bochniak

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Non Photographically Advanced

1. 1. The inability to reproduce photo pretaining to your identity. 2. Being without the right equipment to produce such photographs. 3. Or..

Santa Tits

1. Breasts that shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly. Thom: "Check out ol' Santa tits over there." Saira: "..

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