Santa Cracker

What is Santa Cracker?

a dumbass white chick with bleach blond hair. usually wears flip flops and is overly enthusiastic about christmas.

guy 1: check out that chick buying christmas cards

guy 2: yeah fuckin santa cracker....ITS JULY

See santa, cracker, blonde, chick, retard

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