Santa Cracker

What is Santa Cracker?

a dumbass white chick with bleach blond hair. usually wears flip flops and is overly enthusiastic about christmas.

guy 1: check out that chick buying christmas cards

guy 2: yeah fuckin santa cracker....ITS JULY

See santa, cracker, blonde, chick, retard

Pistipated

1. when you can't pee, but have to. especially when on drugs, you cannot concentrate enough to go number 1. "Dang, im so high i&..

Now Your Sucking Diesel

1. An Irish saying meaning that everything is alrite now! "Here big lad did ya get that car going?" "Aye I did!" &qu..

Identasaurus-rex

1. when someone does an EXACT impression of what someone else does. that guy just identasaurus-rexed you. See mimic, story, same, rebecul..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Santa Cracker Edit Meaning