Santa Face

What is Santa Face?


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When your neighbors cat presses his ass up against your basement window to tell your cat to "come out and play," he leaves a print of his ass and balls that looks like Santas face.

"Bob, your cat was over here last night and left me a Santa face again. Sorry about painting him like a skunk."

See dirty santa, santa, assprint, ho ho ho


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