What is Santa Fe Salad Bar?
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The act of a man or woman performing oral sex on a woman, preferably while drunk, until he or she vomits into the vagina of the woman. The vomit is then removed with a tablespoon into a bowl, covered in Paul Newman Salad Dressing and served to the woman.
You could tell I had Ramen Noodles for lunch because the noodles were dripping from the Santa Fe Salad Bar I gave Bernice!
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