What is Santaballs?
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Also known as pornaments, or pornographic Christmas tree ornaments which depict beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions.
Oh my god, will you look at those SantaBalls! I always wondered why Mrs. Claus has such a bigh shit eating grin on her face all the time. Seems she had a thing for Rudolph and all of those elves.
Random Words:
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A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.
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