Santaballs

What is Santaballs?


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Also known as pornaments, or pornographic Christmas tree ornaments which depict beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions.

Oh my god, will you look at those SantaBalls! I always wondered why Mrs. Claus has such a bigh shit eating grin on her face all the time. Seems she had a thing for Rudolph and all of those elves.


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