Santaclaus

What is Santaclaus?


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An annoying robot on AIM.

He'll keep on asking you to type "menu" or "games". He repeats himself a lot.

ME: heylo

SantaClaus: Hey. Are you getting in the Christmas sprit?

ME: nope

SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

ME: no

SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.

ME: i don't celebrate christmas

SantaClaus: It doesn't matter what faith you are; the holidays are a time of good will toward all

ME: i don't believe in you

SantaClaus: Oh, no? Just who do you think you're talking to?

ME: you're just a fat 50 yeaar old pedo ):

SantaClaus: Excuse me?

ME: YOU'RE A FAT 50 YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE

SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

ME: no

SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.

ME: shut up

SantaClaus:

O.K. let's pretend none of this ever happened.

ME: why?

SantaClaus:

Because (obviously) -- Christmas.

ME: you're stupid

SantaClaus: Well, I'm trying to learn. I've seen quite a lot in my time. I just want people to get that Christmas spirit. I don't think that is too much to ask.

ME: ok i'm leaving

SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas.

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