Santa's Big Red Sack

What is Santa's Big Red Sack?

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Preferably done around Christmas time. You go out and find a virgin, pop her cherry, and then paint your sack with her blood.

Hey Tom, this chick let me do Santa's Big Red Sack with her last night. It was awesome.

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