What is Santa's Chimney Dilema?
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Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. Mrs. Clause has gone the whole year un-fucked, so at this point, there is much dust in her vagina. Because of all of the Chimneys Santa has gone down, he is not afraid. But because he has been down so many Chimneys, there is black soot and marijuana resine on his penis. When he fucks Mrs. Clause, her dust is replaced with soot and marijuana resine.
Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.
Random Words:
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one who swings from on dick to another looking for pleasure.
that jungle slut has had so much dick she had to get rushed to the hospita..
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1- If your a gay or a lesbian, then get a guy or girl and have sexwith them.
2- If your striaght, then get a guy or a girl and have sex..
