Santas Little Helper

What is Santas Little Helper?


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when a black guy dresses up as santa claus or mrs. claus at a truck stop and goes up to a horny redneck and asks what he wants for christmas. the redneck must say you they get on a random flatbed and put on a show for the whole yard of horny rednecks then the black guy while getting rammed in the asshole shoots up heroine into the horndog and then drags him back to the truck where he dresses the truck driver in santa claus suit and cuts out his mouth and his own dick and puts it into his mouth and shoves the horndogs fist up his ass til it ruptures the lower intestine and then the helper writes in shit, blood, and/or semen across the windshield "kkk you can suck my bloody butthole"

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