What is Santelli?
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A dribble of santorum, the frothy mix of lubricant and feces sometimes resultant from anal intercourse. Named in honor of Rick Santelli from CNBC, who called you a loser.
I thought I had contained all of the santorum, but alas, a santelli still went down my leg as I walked to the bathroom.
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Heavily intoxicated by a chemical substance (esp. alcohol).
Oh my god, I can't believe how eigenfaced I was last night!
See drunk..