What is Santiago Middle School?
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A school were teachers molest children and the front office dosen't do anything about it. The assistant and head principal also lie to you so they can send you to Cerro Villa and laugh because there asshole's who think they work hard when all they do is sit on their fat asses thinking of more ways to piss kids off. MRS HENRY PRINCIPAL
(Mrs Henry walks into a class room where she believes there are more people who messed with the school's phone in home economics)
MRS HENRY: Hello children I need to talk to you about some of the students playing with the phones in you class room. This a serious offense and if you don't tell me who did it you will get in trouble with the police. It's ok kids don't be scared i have about 25 sheets of paper. I want you to write down either the person's name of who played with the class's phone or If you haven't see such activity write don't know.
Everyone in class wrote don't know because there not rats. As the principal looks through all the papers she has a really mean look on her face because she knows she can't expel anyone and send them to Cerro VIlla.
MRS HENRY: Ok Im going to excuse you to nutriton one by one going through all the names of the class.
Of the 25 students there is a student named Fred. Know Mrs Henry failed to send him to Cerro Villa in the begging of the year cuz Fred was in special Ed. The school thought that he has anger management and was really stupid so they told Fred if you do one more bad thing your off to Cerro Villa. Now Fred wanted to make sure that Mrs Henry called his name because he was acctually really smart and new that she wanted to get him kicked from the school so he listend very closley. Mrs Henry calls out Fred's name very clearly and Fred left for nutriton. One month later she calls Fred up for a dress code that he supposebly got from one of his teachers so Mrs Henry could use that as bait. So Fred comes to the Principal's office to ask why she called to see him to her office.
MRS HENRY: You have recieven a dress code and will have to do a hour detention.
FRED: ok I don't remember that but ok
MRS HENRY: You also left your classrom in home economics and I didn't call your name.
FRED: I remember you calling my name.
Fred is now just being polite cuz he now knows Mrs Henry is just a stupid cunt that just wants to expel him. FRED GOES BACK TO CLASS three days after that MRS HENRY: Hey John what are you doing?
JOHN: Well you know the usuall I just got done getting molested my Sarah Bench Solario.
MRS HENRY: Oh thats good to hear I just called up some random kid and put him in a room where I told him that I knew he smoked weed and if you admit that you did you won't get in trouble. and he said
RANDOM KID: What are you talking about?
MRS HENRY: It's ok just tell me you did it and tell me if any of your friends did anything bad so I can talk to them.
RANDOM KID: I didn't smoke weed.
MRS HENRY: (she hypnotizes the poor random kid)
RANDOM KID: Sorry I promise to never to that again.
MRS HENRY: Ok but now im going to have to send you to Cerro Villa. AS SHES LAUGHS INSIDE HER HEAD THAT IS PRETTY MUCH EMPTY
