Santorum Salad

What is Santorum Salad?


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A luke warm mixture of pubic hair and santorum. Similar to thick soups like porridge, this tasty snack is usually eaten out of a bowl. Adding mayonnaise can add to the flavor.

"Yum! Mommy, that santorum salad is soooo tasty! Can we have some more for brunch tomorrow after church?"

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