What is Santorumize?
1.
1. To sodomize in a manner which produces
2. To give something the quality of
3. To revile or damn a person or thing by using its name as an offensive neologism, as in
1. Yeah, I santorumized him good.
2. Damn, you really santorumized that pillowcase.
3. You can't santorumize "Bush," really, because bush already has so many meanings.
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2.
The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.
I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.
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