Sap Water

What is Sap Water?


1.

The $12 bottle of water in your hotel room. Drinking it is the admission that you are a complete tool because you are too lazy to go to the lobby to buy the same bottle for $1.

1st Dude: How was your room at the Four Seasons?

2nd Dude: Superfly, except that you'd think for $450 a night they'd give you a bottle of water instead of making you drink sap water.

See tap water, bottled water


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