What is Saps?
1.
Some guy who thinks his shit don't stink.
Since Bob got his new dubs, he thinks he's a fucking saps.
2.
SAPS: an acronym for Severe Affective Paranoia Syndrome. The prime symptom of SAPS patients is that they are irrationally and unreasonably anxious about low risk threats and tend to not consider much higher risk situations.
"SAPS patients tend to live in gated communities, drive SUV's, and buy anthrax insurance." or, "This SAPS mother gave her daughter a cell phone so she could contact her in case of disaster, but never allowed her out into the real world so that she could learn to note risky situations in advance and thus avoid disaster."
3.
To mess up your chances of hooking up with someone by acting foolish at the last second.
"I had her in my bed but then I told her I just wanted a physical relationship and she took off." "Wow, you sure saps that one up."
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4.
To mess up your chances of hooking up with a member of the opposite sex by acting foolish at the last minute.
"I had her in bed, but then I told her that I just wanted a physical relationship and she bolted!" "Wow, you sure saps that one up."
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5.
sigma alpha pi sorority, high school sorority accented by awesome dances and community service
The sophomore girls got invited into SAPS this week.
6.
Abbreviation for Sexually Active Pot Smoker made up by two 8th grade students at Mogaodre Jr. High in an attempt to "make a funny" about two girls who are neither sexually active or pot smokers. This is probably the stupidest thing that they could say about these innocent girls seeing as one of them is cross-eyed and the other is a fat and ugly with a missing tooth.
Look at those girls sitting at that lunch table, they are such SAPS, they make me sick. Why dont they just shut up and go suck some cock followed by a
doowop for penis sake!
7.
to be a one armed bandit
also
to not be funny
Man, that kid is such a saps.
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