Sarah Palin

What is Sarah Palin?


1.

Heinous bitch who only got elected because she sucked McCain's dick.

That fatherfucker is such a Sarah Palin that I bet she gets it on with politicians to save face. Or to moisturize face.

See cunt, motherfucker, asshole, reject, failure, bitch

2.

The Governor of Alaska and John McCain's Vice Presidential running mate for the 2008 election.

Sarah Palin will be a Jeopardyanswer, but never a Vice President.

See mccain, john mccain, w, bush, iraq, 9-11, failure, mccant, Pointer of the Obvious

3.

The woman who won the "Blow McCain" competition in late August, granting her Vice President nominee for the Elephant party (Republicans). Sarah Palin thinks that dinosaurs existed 4000 years ago and that evolution is not real. Sarah Palin is a stupid American soccer mom whose daughter is the basis for Juno.

Normal person: "i believe in evolution not creationism"

Sarah Palin (as VP): You are unamerican

See sarah, palin, republican, election, idiot, american

4.

- VP candidate of John McCain

- a deer slayer

- her church wants to kill gays or convert them

- she says she is in favor of shooting animals from a plane or helicopter with a machine gun

- she doesn't believe in global warming

- she wants offshore drilling

- her brain is in her ass

- wheres Alaska?

- she has shitty one-liners written by idiots of the magnitude of Tyler Marcus

sarah palin is a aero deer hunting motherfucker.

See retard, idiot, sarah, obama, mccain, palin

5.

A completely and totally unqualified, and rather terrifying, Vice Presidential Nominee. Also known as a joke.

"Can you believe that John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate?"

"No, I can't- the bitch is fucking crazy. She's just Bush in Heels."

See idiot, joke, pit bull, moose, alaska, vice president, john mccain

6.

A pro-life, pro-gun, pro-war Republican VP nominee. She has no experience, left Wasillia in a huge amount of debt, and is only being used as a political ploy to gain votes from idiot conservatives who can't think for themselves.

Stephen Colbert: Who the FUCK is Sarah Palin?

See sarah palin, republican, politics, bitch, mccain

7.

The vice presidential nominee who is basically a nazi, without the genocide. She has as much experience as a PTA member. Quite frankly she's a bit of a joke. Oh yeah and her daughter has had two kids and pretends the first one was hers, hows that for fucked up.

OMG!!! McCain is a hypocrite for nominating Sarah Palin.

See republican, vice president, senator, pitbull, hockey mum, lipstick, hypocrite, government


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