Sarahisms Edit Meaning

1. When depression causes constipation. I'm so deprestapated, my boyfriend broke up with me and I haven't pooed in 3 days. See ..

1. A Bright Future is a dude who constantly wheres sunglasses; Outside, Inside, In the car, At night ..on the toliet. He must have a Bright..

1. When the manejaculates up the girl's nose, the semen accumulates so much that it oozes out of her tear ducts. If it doesn't oo..