What is Sarahiv?
1.
The illness one contracts when being in close proximity of Sarah D. for extended periods of time.
Symptoms include:
Craving of bottle caps
Wearing emo sweatshirts
Listening to emo like music
Constant reference to "down the highway not across the street"
Nick, "How long have we been hanging out?"
Sarah, "Like five hours"
Nick, "I think I got the SaraHIV"
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