What is Sarasota Pumpkin?
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the act of taking a male penis and carving a face into it to resemble a Halloween pumpkin. Some extremist have even carved the inside.
Sean tried to impress the ladies by whipping out his 4 inch dick with a sarasota pumpkin on it
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When one guy is giving another guy oral sex while a lit candle is sticking out of his ass.
Gabe's dad wonders why the candles smell like shit whenever Shawn spends the night. Sarasota Pumpkin perhaps?
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