What is Saratoga?
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The richest town in Upstate New York, where even the preppy kids smoke weed. Most kids wear polo and lacoste and listen to Dave Matthews Band, and attend his concerts yearly at SPAC. Birkenstocks, Jeep wranglers, and mercades benz are all popular. Really good at sports, Especially CREW and TRACK. One of the most challenging highschools in the Nation. DANK ASS downtown!
"Hey where do you live?"
"Saratoga"
"Oh you must be rich"
"yeah i drive a mercades"
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1. A place in NY
2. Full of kids that have too much money and time with no parental supervision. Mass drug and alcohol use to the point where the school should just be held at rehab.
Saratoga? Oh your a toga toker.
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1. a place in New York
2. a war battle
3. a town in northern California's Santa Clara County with a population of 30,000, full of rich people with big houses who work their asses off in school. However, contrary to what "saratogasux" says (and contrary to popular belief), most Saratogans are not snobby assholes.
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A place in NY, also known as horsetrack land.
I lost all my money to an alsoran at Saratoga.
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Saratoga, in the local dialect often pronounced sawa-tug-ga.
A quick word of advice would be to pick up a Mandarin phrase book before visiting. Saratoga's official car is the Toyota, however it is not uncommon to receive a brand new Lexus for your 15th birthday. Most people in Saratoga have been sheltered for much of their life and find it tough to cope with school. Most students border delinquincy with an average test score of 97%. However it is very safe and a great place to live.
asianQTpiexo89: omg I got a 92% on my last test, my parents wont love me anymore.
fighterforceXX: that is the suxors, sorry ttyl i have to go to chinese school.
Saratoga the land of little imagination and too much work.
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A rich suburb outside of San Jose, California, filled with rich, boring, ugly, people.
The asian teenagers rule the high school, making white teenagers the minority, therefore being discriminated against. Even though the asians rule Saratoga, they tend to be boring and study non stop and consider an A- failing. Since the asian students, who take up over 65% of the student body, are so focused on only academics, it causes the sports teams to all suck.
All the teenagers dress preppy in Hollister and Abercrombie, and if they don't, they get made fun of for not being preppy like the rest of them.
Also in the town, there are many elderly people who you don't see come out of their houses much, but who can blame them since there is nothing to do in Saratoga. Downtown Saratoga is filled with overpriced restaurants and nail salons run by people who speak with such thick accents you cannot tell what they are trying to ask.
Saratoga is a ridiculously boring town.
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Includes Saratoga country club, arganout shopping center and saratoga bagels (which sucks ass)
Filled with old, rich people...and the kids go stupid in their bmws and Mercedes (even if los gatos has nicer cars and a nicer downtown)
Unfortunately, we have brown street signs that are hard to see at night.
In July of 2005, CNN/Money and Money magazine named Saratoga the twenty sixth-best place to live in the United States.
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