What is Sarbian?
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noun;(CRB)a rare and endangered species with characteristics including large cranium, loud voice, sometimes sophisticated vocabulary, and can occasionally be found passed out behind the wheel of a really nice white car in the center divide regions of clairemont.
A Sarbian can often be found blerting out gestures like, "Hey Pillow Biter!".
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He who contains vast knowledge due to cranium size. He is no fool, justs gets down and tries to keep his cool. Not to be confused with the elicit Sarbian Mist, a fruity iced tea that is bottled in Equador and shipped exlusively to gay communites.
There was no use in trying to defeat Sarbian, he knowledge of The Pythagorem Therom was unsurpassable.
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A weird individual that dwells from the ancient land of CRB. These folk usually drive older Mazda Proteges and have slightly larger cranial dimensions than the human. The air was generally "misty" in that era hence the phrase " Sarbian Mist."
Chris is my only "pure bred" Sarbian friend.