What is Sarcasmistic?
1.
The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.
"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"
"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"
"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"
"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."
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2.
To be beyond sarcastic or to be in sarcasm
Why are you being so sarcasmistic about it?
3.
Mixture of "sarcasm" and "orgasmic:" a bit like
That Woody Allen movie was sarcasmistic, though twisted (and perhaps because)
4.
sarcastic mixed with optimistic. Being sarcastic and optimistic at the same time.
The kid was sarcasmistic about the 40 mile bus ride.