Sarcasmometer

What is Sarcasmometer?

One's internal sarcasm detector.

Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.

Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.

Hairbag

1. A New York City Police Department slang term for a veteran cop who is a bitter and burned-out complainer, usually an old beat cop who is..

Uuutttsss

1. 'Av 'It Maximum effort Try so hard your eyeballs bleed Swedish Weightlifter: "UUUTTTSSS!"..

Zonkered

1. very drunk to the point of black-out That guy lying in the gutter must zonkered, you can smell the drink a mile off! See shitfaced, ra..

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