Sarcasmometer

What is Sarcasmometer?

One's internal sarcasm detector.

Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.

Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.

Instant Deflation Of The Anus

1. when you have extreme diareah that bursts out instantly and burns when it comes out it smells like a mixture of vommit, shit(of course)..

Zered

1. Another term for shloink See shloink "Zered that bish." "I like to get zered in the bum." 2. Zered is a half-el..

Ole' Drippy

1. A car with the uncanny ability to grow 2 month old rotten potatoes in its back seat floor board. Can be converted into a sleeping quar..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Sarcasmometer Edit Meaning