Sarcasmometer

What is Sarcasmometer?

One's internal sarcasm detector.

Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.

Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.

Nordetrack

1. The best exercise machine ever. This is a running machine, but not one of those conveyor belt ones. Oh my god! The Nordetrack is SOOO ..

Homer Seckshwul

1. A prank call name. Use it on a bartender. You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer Bartender to customers: Hey, is t..

Trippin' Over Ugly

1. someone is highly unattractive *ugly girl walks by* Person 1: wow that girl is trippin' over ugly Person 2: ew, you aren't ..

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