Sarcasmometer

What is Sarcasmometer?

One's internal sarcasm detector.

Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.

Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.

Adding Somes Reallife Name In An Attempt To Be Funny

1. Also known as a dumbass talking shit behind a screen Duh See John..

Vehicular Hammercide

1. When you take a shit on the hood of someones car Willy was the victom ov Vehicular Hammercide 2. When an ex-girlfriend pouds the shit..

Flirt And Squirt

1. the action of a one night stand I wanted to flirt and squirt with the girl from the bar, i will never see her again. See sex, meet, di..

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