Sarcasmometer

What is Sarcasmometer?

One's internal sarcasm detector.

Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.

Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.

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