Sarcasmometer

What is Sarcasmometer?

One's internal sarcasm detector.

Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.

Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.

Lama Tool

1. An Ak-47, uses 7.62 mm rounds, kills people. Dude was a damn fool, made me have to pull out my Lama tool. See ak..

Zing Zing Zing Bah

1. You say this when someone is flirting with someone! Gulzab Zing Zing ZIng Bah! The response is usually I'm not doing that or, Wha..

Umpity

1. an up tight person with no reason to be. someone who is stuck up or believes they are better than the rest when they truly are not. Thi..

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