Sarcasmometer

What is Sarcasmometer?

One's internal sarcasm detector.

Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.

Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.

Get Your Nut

1. To participate in an activity that results in ejaculation. Usually exclaimed, directed at a person. Said person is most likely in a situ..

Zolmer

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Dentrofeliac

1. One who is sexually attracted to plants. I caught Bob in his apartment banging his plant, what a dentrofeliac. See jona and the whale,..

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