Sarcasmometer

What is Sarcasmometer?

One's internal sarcasm detector.

Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.

Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.

Jessica Simpson Moment

1. A moment of stupidity; an airheaded comment. I just had a total jessica simpson moment. See airhead, bimbo, dumb, stupid, jessica simp..

Djood

1. dude, dood, pronounced as "jud" So this djood and I invited Dr. Orloff and Captain Montilla to join the party, and after that..

Yo Comer El Gato

1. 1.)I eat cat 2.)I eat pussy A mexican perv walks up to you and says "Yo comer el gato" See comer, el gato, gato, eat, pussy..

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