Sarcasmometer

What is Sarcasmometer?

One's internal sarcasm detector.

Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.

Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.

Ughers

1. used in saying a new version of ugh. most comonly used during physical activity...of all sorts. UGHERS THAT FEELS GOOD YES! YES! See ..

Emfp

1. Acronym for Eat My Fucking Pussy! A guy was being an asshole to me so I said, EMFP! See pussy, eat, fucking, my, sex..

Flabergastry

1. The act of performing something which is flabergasting I was blown away by the sheer level of flabergastry See flabergastry, flabergas..

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