Sarcasmometer

What is Sarcasmometer?

One's internal sarcasm detector.

Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.

Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.

Knocking Calf

1. The raising of one foot onto an elevated surface, arching of the knee, then reaching under with one hand in order to perform sexual acts..

Icing The Log

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Quimbie

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