Sarcasmometer

What is Sarcasmometer?

One's internal sarcasm detector.

Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.

Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.

Fag-skid

1. 1. stuttering annoying little prick 2. marks left on the inside of a gay mans underwear "That fag-skid just took the $10 I gave ..

Quash

1. To put down or suppress forcibly and completely. I totally quashed my feelings for my ex-fuckbuddy when I saw him at a party two years ..

Assstickectomy

1. The surgical procedure of getting the big stick removed from someones ass either forcibly or voluntarily. The result should be to return..

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