Sarcasmometer

What is Sarcasmometer?

One's internal sarcasm detector.

Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.

Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.

Slapping The Captain

1. masturbating (i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chod..

Quinsexual

1. you love yourself, men, women, animals, and inanimate objects i walk into a room and fuck myself, my wife, my manwhore, my african elep..

Online Games

1. The only thing that would make a gamer choose a macintosh over any other OS,due to game developers not wasting time on making games for ..

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