Sardine Emergency

What is Sardine Emergency?


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Something very important that comes up on thursday afternoon so you can miss work on Friday and go to Sevilla and eat sardines instead.

Alvaro will not be in the office today he had a sardine emergency

See skive, shirk, avoid, goof off, slacker


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