Random Words:
1.
Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be th..
1.
35+ Hot mom who enjoys beer by the 12 pack.
Joey's mom is back from the Quick Stop with a 12 pack... She's such a Malted MILF..
1.
One who is so wasted that they have a "glossy" look about them and wobble. Because they are so schlambizzled.
Shit, look at ..