Sargasm Edit Meaning

1.

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"

"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

See sarcasm, sarcastic, orgasm, smug, orgasmic

2.

Sarcastic climax; the end-all of sarcasm, or sarcastic exaggeration.

A sargasm is reached when no more possible sarcastic exaggeration can be made.

See sarcasm, orgasm, sarcastic, joke

3.

Like faking it, but obvious. Can be used during really bad intercourse, or just in daily conversation.

"Oh. Oh yeah. You're my Apollo rocket of love. God, yes. My world has been thouroughly rocked. Get off me now."

4.

To use sarcasm and orgasm at the same time.

"Oh yeah, that was the banging of a lifetime." "Is that what you call sargasm?" "Is that what you call sex? ZING!"

See $$$

5.

Sarcasm that can lead to an orgasm.

He was so funny I had a sargasm.

See orgasm, sarcasm, funny, hilarious, sexy

6.

To come to orgasm using only sarcasm. Also, an unintentional orgasm when oneself, or others around you, exhibit an especially profound example of sarcasm.

"NICE shoes, man"

"..."

"What the FUCK was that?"

"...I need a towel..."

7.

A fake orgasm with a sarcastic and unfelt acknowledgement.

Christine announced her sargasm while rolling her eyes, "Oh yes, yes you are so good, oh baby you bring the woman out of me. Now get off of me you fat bastard!".

See orgasm, sarcasm, fake orgasm, sorgasm, fake