Sargent Johnson

What is Sargent Johnson?


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The most kick ass character in Halo 2.

Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!

Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!

Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!

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