Sargent Winklepance

What is Sargent Winklepance?


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Code for "Sargent Winklepants": A sargent who's goal in life is to catch angry raccoons running about the town, take a tinkle and dookieon every single lawn in the neighborhood, and break wind as often as possible; often found in random towns across the West Coast and Alaska.

"Dude did you see that Sargent Winklepance, Joe?" "Yeah he sharted all over my driveway..."

See sandwich, jimminy cricket


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