Sargran Wrap

What is Sargran Wrap?


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The act of Saran Wrapping anything and everything keep freshness for no good reason. Usually done by old people, particularly Asian-grand parents.

1. Dude I tried to call you but I was at my grandma house and she has the phone Sargran wrapped.

2. I don't like working at the convalescent home on hot summer days. My legs stick to their Saragn wrapped couch.

3. *cleaning out the garage* "Geez these Alpha-Beta coupon fliers look brand new!" "Yeah my mom Sargran wrapped it just incase they ever come in business"

4."It's kinda hard to change channels , they remotes are all Sargran wrapped."

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