Sarnia Edit Meaning

1.

Chemical Wasteland.

The place where I reside.

2.

n.

1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.

2. smells like burning ass hair, cancer and desperation.

3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeansand comb the dark night for lost babies and feral cats to feast on.

4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydiaand teen pregnancy capital of Canada.

Meredith: Let's go to Sarnia!

Bill: Let's back the truck over our heads instead!

Meredith: Okay!

See sarnia, ontario, canada, michigan, narnia, chlamydia, cancer, loveboat

3.

n.

1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.

2. smells like burning ape feces, cancer and desperation.

3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeansand comb the dark night for lost babies and feral cats to feast on.

4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydiaand teen-pregnancy capital of Canada.

Meredith: Let's go to Sarnia!

Bill: Let's back the truck over our heads instead!

Meredith: Okay!

See narnia, dirty, misery, despair, crabs, pollution, strippers, chlamydia, loveboat

4.

a legendary fictional land, created by the great author c.s. lewis, in which the most amazing sandwiches in the world exist. a popular Sarnia series of books was created, including "The Lion, The Witch and the Awesome Bacon and Chicken Salad Sarnie"

"...Aslan, King of Sarnia, turned to Peter. 'Always remember to wipe your knife, Peter'..."