What is Sars?
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A disease that is not a significant threat to the health of the worlds population. More people die of the common cold every day than die from SARS. The media saw SARS as a cheap way to boost ratings during the time just before sweeps week in order to build up a strong viewer base. It was CONVENIENTLY reported at the same time that we were bombing Iraq into oblivion. Hmmmmmm,,, isn't it interesting how things just happen to pop up when Bush needs the country's attention focused elsewhere while he's busy raping the world........
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A verbal abbreviation of the word "Sorry."
"Ow! That really hurt!"
"Sars!"
"Ok, I forgive you."
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SARs stands for Severe acute respiratory syndrome. Despite massive media attention and hype, SARs has only infected 8042 people to date and only 772 of them have resulted in death (therefore having a mortality rate of 9.6%)
The symptoms of SARs are flu like and death is caused by respiratory failure.
The human body can actually normally fight off the disease if breathing support is given, however as the disease was first discovered in Southern Asia, lack of understanding and medical care was what caused the majority of the deaths.
Despite SARs disappearing and causing very few deaths, the short media induced panic damaged the tourist trade of many Southern Asian countries significantly.
1) SARs outbreak in Southern Asia? Let's hype it up beyond what's necessary!
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Scrub Ass Random Syndrome. I.E. Someone who is bad at videogames, mostly referred to in the gears of war series online multiplayer. People who you have never met, and they think they are good but they suck.
Jimmy: Oh my god. These guys are bad.
John: Yeah, they have a bad case of SARS.
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Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome. Screws up your lungs and kills old people. Most victims don't die. Started in China, not Japan, and most Americans form their own racist opinion about it and post it up in the urban dictionary.
Person 1: I've got SARS.
Person 2: Shame. Wanna go to the ballgame?
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SARS, is a short slang word used in south Florida mostly by teenagers to demonstrate that someone is showing off or being cocky
Guy: Today I aced my test
Friend: SARS!!!
Guy: I swear man I did actually study!!
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A slight ecidemic that was completely blown out of the proportion by the media and now the fear of traveling threatens to cripple the city of Toronto, even though it was never a big deal.
"Forget SARS, let's party in the T dot, there was never anything to worry about anyway."
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