Sarsaparilla Edit Meaning

1.

A person that does not drink alcoholic beverages.

Bill: Hey, it's beer O'clockand I'm knackered. Lets go get a drink.

Jim: Sorry mate, I don't drink.

Bill: OK, maybe next time.

... later

Bill: Hey Bruce, that new bloke at work.. Jim .. did you know he is a sarsaparilla?

Bruce: Really? Man, that is so weak.

See killjoy, party pooper, wowser, teetotal, weak, lame, soft, booze, beer, drinking, alcohol

2.

When an athlete who loses a competition in his select sport, (such as a tennis match) reaches into his pants and smothers his hand with his ball sweat (without being noticed) and shakes the other competitors hand.

Yo I gave that guy a sarsaparilla because I lost.

See ball sweat, loser, root beer