Sartastic Edit Meaning

1. The bits of toilet paper that stick to your arse hairs after taking a shit. I hate toilet paper that's so soft it leaves Arschnoog..

1. What a woman becomes 0.4 seconds after ejaculation. Or any man who believes the above. Mary suddenly became unattractive, so I withdrew..

1. An exchange expressing gratitude between two people who are close to each other in the UK, usually the South West, in a fake American S..