Saruman Slap

What is Saruman Slap?

The action of ejaculating on one's hands and then slapping someone across the face, leaving a white hand imprint like the mark of Saruman in LOTR.

I Saruman slapped Michael at lunch today; he now carries my mark on his face.

See hand, ejaculate

On-it

1. to be under the influence of methamphetamine. "Did you see the cloud Mike blew out, he's gonna be on-it!" See on-it, me..

Aunt Urma

1. Women's Menstrual Period oh dear no sexy time for tonight.. my Aunt Urma's visiting! See period, aunt, urma, menstrual, sex..

Zampog

1. when a tampon gets stuck up ur ass and you have to fart it out. mary had a zampog when she was drunk at a party and her boyfriend got h..

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