Saruman Slap

What is Saruman Slap?

The action of ejaculating on one's hands and then slapping someone across the face, leaving a white hand imprint like the mark of Saruman in LOTR.

I Saruman slapped Michael at lunch today; he now carries my mark on his face.

See hand, ejaculate

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