Saruman Slap

What is Saruman Slap?

The action of ejaculating on one's hands and then slapping someone across the face, leaving a white hand imprint like the mark of Saruman in LOTR.

I Saruman slapped Michael at lunch today; he now carries my mark on his face.

See hand, ejaculate

Ryhme

1. 'Rhyme' spelt wrongly >i can't make this line ryhme >no, you can't spell either See rhyme, ryhme, blergh..

Issuematic

1. Descriptive of a situation that may induce drama or otherwise result in a problem. His collar may be issuematic. See problematic, cont..

Poopy Snow Cone

1. Inspired by the "Snoopy Sno Cone Machine" of the 70's and 80's...This is when you pull your cock out of someones ass..

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