What is S.a.s.?
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Sweaty Ass Syndrome. When you have been running or working out extensively and your ass gets sweaty and causes it to itch.
After playing basketball for an hour, I had a bad case of S.A.S.
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Not to be confused with Britian's Special Air Service, S.A.S. refers to "sweaty ass syndrome", or ass-crack sweat.
Sweat from the lower back accumulates in the crack of one's ass (usually men) and forms wet stains on thier boxers, sometimes permanently if the sweat is mixed with fecal matter.
Usually treated with a "manpon", or wadded-up handful of toilet paper inserted into the asscrack.
"That construction worker's got S.A.S. so bad, the seat of his jeans look like he wet himself.
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