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When you use either your shit or someone elses shit as lubricant to masterbate.
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John: I ran out of lotion to jack-off last night s..
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A sexual fetish in where the male anals the female, and dickslaps the female square on in the middle of the forehead to give a red mark ..
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A mustache grown by single men who feel the need to take a vacation from their normal appearance in the months of June, July, and August..