What is Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle?


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When you're on top during a 69 and you sit up and drop a filthy diarrhea splat on your lovers chest. This leaves them on their back, hands and legs flailing in the air like a turtle turned on its shell.

After dinner last night my girl couldn't wait for me to give her a Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle.

See dump, sloppy, nasty, turtle, saskatoon, filthy


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