What is Saspatch?
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noun.
1. a large, hairy software patch/update, taking 10 minutes or more to load.
2. The patch of hair that forms over the drain in the shower, that often resembles the pelt of a Sasquatch.
1. Let's go out and get coffee while the Saspatch loads.
2. The saspatch over our drain indicates the possible presence of Sasquatch in our shower,
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