Sassafrassiest

What is Sassafrassiest?


1.

A Sassafrassiest is someone who doesn't believe in a Christian God, and instead believes that old people hold the secrets to the meaning of life. Basically, it is the most important religion ever, for no good reason.

I visited the Sassafrassiest shrine last week and paid my respects. They had a picture of an old man cut out of a magazine.

See sassafrass, sassafras, sasafras


1

Random Words:

1. A very gross, loose and saggy vagina that resembles the thick shreds of meat in an Italian beef sandwich. Generally found on strippers a..
1. A Sub Aqua Cow also known as an asexual cow An aqua cow is an underwater cow...its main features consist of very large lips, thick ging..
1. aka. crimebrook, it is a suburb in western sydney that hosts all manner of westies. 1) cranebrook is home of teens who attatch motors t..