Sassafrassiest

What is Sassafrassiest?


1.

A Sassafrassiest is someone who doesn't believe in a Christian God, and instead believes that old people hold the secrets to the meaning of life. Basically, it is the most important religion ever, for no good reason.

I visited the Sassafrassiest shrine last week and paid my respects. They had a picture of an old man cut out of a magazine.

See sassafrass, sassafras, sasafras


1

Random Words:

1. Nickname for whoever performs the art of dancing in front of a web-cam with his genitalia dressed in a sock. Vag-sock has yet to be see..
1. A bad city to live in full of crime,drugs and trash. Desert Hot Springs High School is also a bad place to be. Fights,drugs and 99% Mex..
1. a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend..