What is Sassafrassiest?
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A Sassafrassiest is someone who doesn't believe in a Christian God, and instead believes that old people hold the secrets to the meaning of life. Basically, it is the most important religion ever, for no good reason.
I visited the Sassafrassiest shrine last week and paid my respects. They had a picture of an old man cut out of a magazine.
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a certain type of high that usually results from a trip to canada.
i went to toronto with my friends family and got incrediblazed
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A mystical creature that is half unicorn, half pegasis, and half mermaid.
Hey did you see that unipegamaidasis in the cotton candy fore..
