What is Sassafrassiest?
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A Sassafrassiest is someone who doesn't believe in a Christian God, and instead believes that old people hold the secrets to the meaning of life. Basically, it is the most important religion ever, for no good reason.
I visited the Sassafrassiest shrine last week and paid my respects. They had a picture of an old man cut out of a magazine.
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Taking a sip from a drink and accidently sticking the tiny straw from the cocktail in your cheek, nostril, etc. due to intoxication.
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VERB. To run away quickly; to flee; to get away from.
"We're in big trouble if they catch us here. We gotta cheese it."..
