What is Satahnic?
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Pronouncing a curse word or undesirable entity such as hell, satan, damn, ect. with similar acoustics but slightly differently to acheive the same meaning but in a pussified way. Originating from NHL hockey announcers when they started pronouncing Miroslav Satan's name as 'Satahn', instead of Satan, as to not offend any "Joe Bible" viewers.
Joe: "Darn it, I locked my keys in the car!"
Bob: "You pussy, why do you have to use the satahnic version of damn?"
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To commit the act of pressing ones face into the chestal region of a female, between the breasts, while shaking ones head vigorously..