What is Satan Babies?
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The offspring of Satan himself. These little buggers tend to cause many problems for average mortals, such as, but not limited too: colon cancer, unexplained anal blasting, choad regression, unwanted hair, and smelly socks. They should not be confused with "stan babies", which are actually a less potent variation of satan babies which came into existence through the proliferation of "satan" being accidentally written as "stan."
Curse those satan babies, I have colon cancer!
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