Satan Claus

What is Satan Claus?


1.

Satan claus is the true villian behind XXXmas. He delivers grief and pain to all the bad little boys and girls. He’ll burn down houses and make it look like it was the christmas lights. It was his reindeer that ran over grandma. He’ll shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds. Do not try to start a raging inferno fire in the fireplace to keep him out, because he likes it hot. Close the flu and board up the chimney, ‘cause Satan Claus is on his way.

The Xmas song:

He knows when your are sleeping,

He knows when you're on the can,

He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.

You better not breathe, you better not move,

You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.

Santa Claus is gunning you down!

Bad little boy: Do I hear hooves on the roof?

Dad: Get the shotgun, it’s Satan Claus!

Satan: Come here little boy, you're on my list! You've been very naughty! Ho-Ho-Ho!

2.

The hairy red dude who reigns Christmas and ruins Christianity.Notice also the Nazi colors the bastard wears?

That Satan Claus is a real bastard.

See the devil


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