Satan Claws

What is Satan Claws?

SATAN (aka "The Devil") CLAWS (verb "to claw"). Add dislexia = SANTA CLAUS.

Satan Claws at your brain every December, trying to make you forget the TRUE meaning of Christmas, ie, THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.

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